I wish I was famous

He stares with deep content..

“I never new that being fatherless would make me feel so aimless, worthless, powerless, heartless and helpless. I miss you far more than you could ever comprehend, dad.”

—

Sausage.

toadallybpd:

undercoverlad:

jibril:
how did they get the mouths to move in sync with the audio…………
yo, this is fucking art…

imloggingoff:

mood

lamefuckingspoon:

thewalkingdeadroadtosurvival:
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Eat the child

just-shower-thoughts:

As a depressed person, the only reason I don’t want to die is because I feel like ending my own life would be like transferring my own pain onto those who care about me, which I perceive to be an act of selfishness.

wnslw:

hydrolize:
Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
pug date

just-shower-thoughts:

Why do we put round pizza in square boxes then consume it in triangles?

whismical:

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:
sevvey6:
morbidamusement:
captain-snark:
bananamerlin:
maderadearquitecto:
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
noooooo stop
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

just-shower-thoughts:

I feel like a slice of pizza can be as big as you want as long as it is less than 180 degrees.